10:53pm Madness
November 24, 2006
While watching the news tonight, I asked my mom if she wanted to go down to the outlet center in Foley for the midnight madness sale.
I was totally kidding, but when I did, she gave me a look that said “please! you’re not man enough for a midnight madness sale.” And because I’m nothing if not an egotist, now I can’t back down from the original offer. I thought we’d just laugh it off. But now, she’s called my bluff, and she won’t crack. I’m certainly not going to give her the satisfaction of seeing me cave, so I think I’m about to get dressed to go to an outlet mall in the middle of the night, because I refuse to admit I was kidding about going in the first place. Definitely should have kept my mouth shut.

