Obama Pride logo

I am Matt Thomas.

An enigma, wrapped in a paradox, inside a jelly donut.

Anniversary

March 6, 2005

Dear J,

Hey girl. Can you believe it’s been two years already? I remember when I first saw your picture, I knew I had to have you. It seems like I went everywhere looking for you. Some guys told me about girls that looked like you, but I wanted you and you alone. And now we’ve been together for two years, and I love you so much, girl.

Every time I look at your sexy, sexy behind it makes me go wild, baby. Whether I’m feelin’ on your big, beautiful headlights or just peepin’ you from afar, it don’t matter. I love you from every angle. Just thinking about you makes me want to get up inside you, girl.

I love you baby. It’s been two great years, and I hope this thang lasts at least two or three more. Until I sell your ass and get after your sister.

I’m just playin’, girl. You know I’d never front like that.

Love, M

 | Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

Commentary

  1. charlie March 2, 2005, 4:50 am

    a thousand roofles

  2. Hans March 2, 2005, 1:14 pm

    You should’ve mentioned that you love to ride in her!

  3. Matt March 2, 2005, 8:03 pm

    After I said “I want to get up inside you” I threw up in my mouth a little and knew I had to quit. But part of me does wish I’d incorporated your line, Hans. :)

  4. alicson March 7, 2005, 4:51 am

    good gracious!

    matt, that was adorable. Hans’ line would’ve been icing.. but nonetheless.

  5. Chance March 9, 2005, 7:13 am

    I don’t get it. Do you want to fuck someone in that car?

  6. Matt March 9, 2005, 7:16 am

    To an extent yes; however it’s a very small car and I’m a very big man. So, the location isn’t quite ideal.

Have your say

Don’t be a jerk.