Anniversary
March 6, 2005
Dear J,
Hey girl. Can you believe it’s been two years already? I remember when I first saw your picture, I knew I had to have you. It seems like I went everywhere looking for you. Some guys told me about girls that looked like you, but I wanted you and you alone. And now we’ve been together for two years, and I love you so much, girl.
Every time I look at your sexy, sexy behind it makes me go wild, baby. Whether I’m feelin’ on your big, beautiful headlights or just peepin’ you from afar, it don’t matter. I love you from every angle. Just thinking about you makes me want to get up inside you, girl.
I love you baby. It’s been two great years, and I hope this thang lasts at least two or three more. Until I sell your ass and get after your sister.
I’m just playin’, girl. You know I’d never front like that.
Love, M

a thousand roofles
You should’ve mentioned that you love to ride in her!
After I said “I want to get up inside you” I threw up in my mouth a little and knew I had to quit. But part of me does wish I’d incorporated your line, Hans. :)
good gracious!
matt, that was adorable. Hans’ line would’ve been icing.. but nonetheless.
I don’t get it. Do you want to fuck someone in that car?
To an extent yes; however it’s a very small car and I’m a very big man. So, the location isn’t quite ideal.