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I am Matt Thomas.

An enigma, wrapped in a paradox, inside a jelly donut.

Baltimoreans Rejoice

May 12, 2005

Baltimore (and DC) is once again featured on my site, so all is well with the world. My pals who didn’t dig the floral motif can finally visit comfortably again. Now people just have my color scheme to complain about.

If I were Mike D I’d say that the first person to name the subject of all five headers wins an iPod Shuffle. Unfortunately, the only thing I own that I can afford to part with is my dignity. Anybody want that?

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  1. Avatar eebmore May 12, 2005, 5:44 pm

    Howard street bridge (over the jfx)

    chessie looking rental boats, inner harbor

    view of the inner harbor, (maybe zoom shot of light street pavilion from Harbor View… tough call?)

    lexington market

    metro station, dc (metro center?)

  2. Avatar Matt May 12, 2005, 5:54 pm

    Damn, son! Would you like my dignity in monthly installments or a lump sum?

  3. Avatar eebmore May 12, 2005, 7:06 pm

    Did I get the spacifics right? And I’ll take your dignity in a small unmarked wrapper.

  4. Avatar Matt May 12, 2005, 11:18 pm

    The specifics were right, down to where I took the photo of the harbor from (the Marriot). My dignity will be delivered by a midget wearing a trench coat at midnight tonight.

  5. Avatar Joshua Estell May 16, 2005, 10:52 pm

    Shucks, I had it almost nailed ‘cepting the howard street bridge.

  6. Avatar Joshua Estell May 16, 2005, 10:55 pm

    I love the belt buckles, for some reason they remind me of Ween.

  7. Avatar Matt May 16, 2005, 10:59 pm

    Hey, the contest has to be a little challenging. My dignity ain’t that cheap. :)

    What can I say; I’ve got to have something unique. My uncle’s bizarre collection of belt buckles fits the bill. Unfortunately I wear the same one almost every day so it’s not really that diverse.

  8. Avatar Joshua Estell May 18, 2005, 2:39 am

    I have a couple good ones: Tabasco, one with a puzzled looking nutria within a set of crosshairs (I love Looseeanna), and one I had made in Egypt by a guy who managed to spell my first name “Jash”. Transliteration is a bitch, but it is a good conversation starter.

    I always envied my friend for one he picked up in New Mexico, in a town called Cold Beer. The deal with the name, you ask? Well the mayor of this municipality also happens to be the sheriff, as well as the proprietor of the only business therein: Cold Beer Tavern. Only in America.

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