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I am Matt Thomas.

An enigma, wrapped in a paradox, inside a jelly donut.

Finally Got a Piece of the Pie

April 13, 2004

MSN thinks I’m the #1 Matt Thomas in the world. Yahoo thinks I’m the second. AltaVista gives me the bronze. Google, however, still things I’m #225. Fish don’t fry in the kitchen; beans don’t burn on the grill.

Update: Thanks to…well, probably this post, I’m now #1 at MSN, Yahoo, AND Altavista. I’ve completely dropped from Google.

Update 2: Well, it’s happened. I’m now the #1 Matt Thomas on every major search engine. I think this is where the fame and fortune starts.

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