I don’t know why I was listening to the police scanner, but this is what I heard:
March 16, 2006
433: 414, be on the lookout for a black Chrysler Pacifica in the area, with Chris Meyers dealer plates or no plates.
414: 10-4
(beat)
414: What the hell is a Pacifica?
433: It’s like
(beat)
433: Like a cross between a minivan and a Jeep Cherokee
414: ...
433: Like a bigass van-slash-SUV
414: 10-4
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That makes me want a police scanner.
It makes me want a bigass van-slash-SUV.