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I am Matt Thomas.

An enigma, wrapped in a paradox, inside a jelly donut.

I don’t know why I was listening to the police scanner, but this is what I heard:

March 16, 2006

433: 414, be on the lookout for a black Chrysler Pacifica in the area, with Chris Meyers dealer plates or no plates.

414: 10-4

(beat)

414: What the hell is a Pacifica?

433: It’s like

(beat)

433: Like a cross between a minivan and a Jeep Cherokee

414: ...

433: Like a bigass van-slash-SUV

414: 10-4

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  1. Avatar Jason Speck March 16, 2006, 3:32 am

    That makes me want a police scanner.

  2. Avatar tfg March 17, 2006, 1:47 am

    It makes me want a bigass van-slash-SUV.

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