It’s C-Day
May 5, 2005
Well, it’s the big day for the Bovine Unite cattle. We’ve watched the billboards go up, and change, around Baltimore for a few weeks now, and all is to be revealed tonight. The instructions are to watch “the networks” between 8:45 and 9:00 tonight. I guess fifteen minutes of network TV won’t kill me. Whatever the cows are up to, they’re paying for some pretty prime ad time.
I’m going to feel like such an idiot if this is an ad for PETA.
Update: There’s speculation that Organic Valley Milk is behind the campaign. That would be a snoozer. I don’t even drink milk. Others have suggested it’s the Maryland State Lottery. Well, we’ll find out in about ten minutes.
Update: Well, it’s the Maryland Lottery. Cash cows, indeed.

Yes, I was quite disappointed. I was hoping it was something that would at least net me a free Chick Fil-A. Let myself play, indeed.