Onwards, Upwards
April 4, 2005
I’m proud to report that my phone service began today, and the new phone is every bit as good as I’d hoped. Now if you talk to me and I can’t hear you, I will feel free to blame you entirely.
I also got my cable goin’, so my sincere apologies and thanks to my two neighbors whose WiFi I’ve been stealing for the past few days. You were there for me in a time of need. Still, I’m sorry about downloading all that porn on your dime. Just kidding, I used all your bandwidth on music, not porn.
I also became distinctly aware of my need for a new television—something must have happened to it during the move, because now the picture looks not unlike visions I had in college while under the influence of psychocilocybic mushrooms.
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