Things I’ve Learned In the Past Few Days
November 10, 2004
A cucumber, left to its own devices, will transform from a solid to a liquid state.
Jacksonville has a monorail, and if you’d like to ride it, you may have the whole train to yourself.
If you suggest to your dad that he apply for a job you’re trying to get, don’t be surprised when they hire your dad.
If you wait a little while to clean dog poop off a floor, it’s easier, because it hardens up.
If you get rid of one asshole Attorney General, don’t get your hopes up, because it’s just going to grow back bigger and worse.
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And I learned why the caged bird sings.