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This Shit is Bananas

February 18, 2007

The Banana’s Case for Intelligent Design. An entertaining, and distinctily homoerotic, presentation of the banana as proof of the existence of God. Now tell me more about how perfectly it fits in your hand and mouth.

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Commentary

  1. Avatar Mark February 18, 2007, 5:07 pm

    Bananas?
    http://www.bananabunker.com/

  2. Avatar Lloyd Budd February 19, 2007, 10:10 am

    “Seriously Kurt”, every ape worth his weight knows that the correct end to open a banana is the black nob that holds the seed. That “tab” at the “top” is there to trick the humans whom the ape gods do not love.

  3. Avatar Matt Thomas February 19, 2007, 7:49 pm

    Wow, that Banana Bunker thing is going to give me nightmares.

  4. Avatar Bharri February 21, 2007, 7:52 pm

    Team banana lives!!! Thank you baby Jesus.

  5. Avatar Matt Thomas February 25, 2007, 11:56 am

    Go team!

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