Why You Shouldn’t Google Yourself
February 25, 2005
Despite the fun I’ve had learning about other Matt Thomases in the world, every now and then the results are just plain frightening. The amount of time I spent trying to decide whether that was a doll or just a very small, scary baby is ridiculous. Staff of Timberview Christian Fellowship, you creep me out.
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That is definitely a faux baby.
Yes…which begs the (I think) obvious question: Why did this woman sit for a portrait with a toy baby?
The baby is real, the woman isnt :P
Now that is thinking different. I like it.
The site you indicated is so weird. I was considering of using as a good example of bad design on my blog when after visiting the home page I noticed … no links into the staff page …
... and yes, the 1 week old premie is also freaking me out.
On second thought … it’s probably the little girl’s doll … a proxy for “are preparing for their second child this fall” ... egad, I’m going back to bed and pretend I didn’t see this …
... though those eyes, they … keep … following me … everywhere.
p.s. – nice use of Ajax.
Trainer baby or not, who the hell sits for a portrait with one? Maybe this is some weird fundamentalist christian thing that I’m just not hip to.
I had to look up what ajax was, but thanks; I’m glad to know that I’m using it.
As an aside, it’s sites like this that really makes me furious that schools can sell “masters of ministry” degrees. Jesus Christ, I worked my ass off for a B.F.A., a degree that no one takes seriously anyway. I guess it’s nice to know that I can always go get my Masters in voo doo magic, and then act as though I’ve actually accomplished something.
This is also the reason that I absolutely can not refer to someone who’s received their “Doctorate in ministry” as “Doctor.” You’re not a doctor. You’re a preacher. That’s all I’m giving you credit for. If you want to be called doctor, go get an education in something that will help someone.
Stepping off the soapbox…
George Bush …... The New Hitler